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24 October 2009 @ 09:58 pm
I blame David Cook for making me like twitter. Thanks to him finally getting one, too, of course Neal and Andy and Monty had to get them. Also, I blame David for Andy's constant twittering that shows up on my facebook, too, especially when he says something so compelling that I'm forced to write a response and then for the entire next 24 hours my facebook freaks out 'cause every couple of minutes somebody else replies to Andy's facebook status and it's like GAWD JUST KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY. WHY IS IT NECESSARY FOR ME TO CARE ABOUT SUCH-AND-SUCH WHO ALSO REPLIED TO A STATUS I REPLIED TO 10 HOURS AGO.

Ahem. I also blame him for the fact that now whenever I'm arguing with my wife or friends they can just send me a pic of him (or Neal -- or even better, Cookmann, om nom nom!) and I get so flustered I can't even make sentences, let alone win the debate. This is a big deal for me. I take my debating skillz very srsly.

And lastly, I blame him for making Canada seem like fun. And I also blame him for Andy getting detained while there even though I'm positive it was actually Ryan's fault, haha.

THE END.


ETA: I blame David Cook for me attempting to bring this fad back.
 
 
29 May 2009 @ 09:41 am
I blame David Cook for making me want to end my vacation early.

He was the reason I stayed up late the day before our vacation just to catch a glimpse of him on Jimmy Fallon... but when I turned of the TV...
HE WASN'T THERE! Gosh!

So in the end, I watched videos of him on my iPod until 2 AM, and I slept miserable and disappointed.

A bit later, I was awaken by his annoyingly hot voice that was blaring loudly from my iPod at 4 AM; who the hell would want that, DAVID?

Jerk.

Going to the present time, there was no David Cook, no cabled TV channels for him to appear on... and I am still miserable from the lack of David Cook on my screen.

And now I want to go home ... just to see you, David. Are you and your ego happy now?

Your amazingly gorgeous face and voice should be on my TV screen by the time I get home, David.


Thanks a lot, jerk.

I also blame David Cook for distracting me too much that I wasn't able to know about this community a lot earlier.
 
 
Current Music: Makeover - David Cook
 
 
06 May 2009 @ 03:01 pm
 I blame David Cook for ruining American Idol for me.

While I like a lot of the contestants this year, none of them inspired the same kind of visceral response that David Cook, and Michael Johns to some extend, inspired last year throughout the season.  Last year, I voted for David (yes, I used some "stuff" to vote) for the whole two hours a few shows in the season.  This year?  I have no desire to pick up the [s]laptop[/s] phone and vote.  I don't even have the desire to go to the AI Tour.

Also, for two years running, annie and I have liked the same contestants.  This year?  She likes Adam, I like Kris...  Can't be more opposite than this!  As weird as it sounds, it kinda make me sad we are not on the same "train", like we've been in the past.  

I blame David Cook for he has ruined American Idol for me.  It'll never, ever be the same ever again!
 
 
24 April 2009 @ 11:18 pm
lmao, so tonight at the concert in omaha david wore ...this shirt.




and me being only 17, did not think of anything of it...except for the watergate scandel thing, lmao.

BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT IT MEANT and i fully blame david cook for making me search up a porn movie.

LMAOOOOO.
 
 
 
Current Mood: amusedamused
 
 
19 February 2009 @ 09:36 am
This was posted to my personal journal last night, and matertenebrarum  made me come post it here as the first positive blamedavidcook  post.  haha.

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Most days when I actually take time to think about things, I realize I'm extremely blessed. I know I rant a lot about stupidity running rampant but really the stupidity doesn't affect me for very long. A long time ago, I used to let it get to me and ruin my day, my week, my physical and mental well being. But these days I say it and its done and I can laugh again.

I know exactly why.

I blame David Cook.

tarattack  and I talked about this briefly earlier, so it's been on my mind almost all night. Thanks to this guy I've been lucky enough to meet some of the greatest people. I've been able to experience such wonderful and fun things. It's the people that make all these things worth experiencing. And I have memories I will cherish for years to come.

Not only did I make new and amazing friends, I met an amazing girl (elenauial ) who makes my heart soar. :) She really is my best friend, and the love of my life. If it weren't for this random dude from Blue Springs, Missouri, I'd never have met her. I'd never have met any of these great people! And to use tarattack 's words, that makes me sad.

Thankfully, I don't have to be sad for very long because I *do* have all of them, and her, and Dave's friends too. XD

I've been exposed to new music, music of all different types and genres, and its all amazing. From rock to country to some sort of easy listening stuff, its all so effin' GOOD.

IDK, I feel like 2008 was a whole new beginning. It feels good. *massive huggles and love*
 
 
Current Location: work
Current Mood: cheerfulcheerful
Current Music: David Cook & Neal Tiemann - Light On (Acoustic)
 
 
 
23 January 2009 @ 08:45 am

I blame David Cook for the muscle I pulled in my back yesterday at the gym.  Had his song (Bar-Ba-Sol, for the record...I know, right?*) not come on over the sound system, I wouldn't have gotten all excited and overzealous, whipping around to see if anyone was squeeing like I was.

I almost flew off the elliptical, had to over-correct, and pulled something. 

Oh, and NO ONE ELSE was squeeing.

So I looked like a flailing fangirl and I pulled something.  Thanks, asshole.

*I'm think gonna have words with the person who controls the music, because they might be kind of awesome.  But that's beside the point.
 
 
Current Mood: aggravatedaggravated
 
 
21 January 2009 @ 04:52 pm
I blame David effing Cook for making my eljay infuckingsane.

No tour dates=insanity

Some, but not all tour dates=insanity

inability of people to attend every single effing Cook concert in existance=INSANITY

Thanks a lot, Jerk.
 
 
21 January 2009 @ 01:35 pm
I blame David Cook for making me feel guilty about my birthday lunch.

I ran to QuikTrip for a Diet Pepsi and egg rolls.

But Light On was on the radio.

And then I felt terribly guilt for not getting the taquitos, even though QuikTrip's pork and vegetable egg rolls are vastly superior to their chicken and cheese taquitos.

But then I decided it was my birthday, and I was getting the egg rolls anyhow, dammit.  So I'm also blaming you for the 532 grams of deep-fried fat I'm currently ingesting.
 
 
Current Mood: guiltyguilty
 
 
19 January 2009 @ 10:42 pm
david cook.  you asshole.  i blame you for making me drink boxed wine.

and for my puffy jean outfit that everyone is jealous of.

and for the fact that I can't sing.

and for pluto no longer being a planet.
 
 
19 January 2009 @ 09:28 pm
I blame David for me almost drowning in my tub tonight.  I was relaxing listening to a local station who was playing their nightly countdown.  I wasn't really paying too much attention, just relaxing, when the DJ announces who the #2 spot is... Yep, you guessed it, it was David and LO, so I flailed,(this is only the second time I have heard him on the radio, the first time I heard him I almost fell off my sink from where I was doing my makeup)squealed, and slipped in the tub, causing me to go under the water and swallow like half of the damn water!  Okay, so that is a slight exaggeration.. But, you get the gist... So, if David keeps this up, I will have to wear protective gear anytime I listen to the radio....